morning at the fish market

There's no good place to stand in the Noryangjin fish market. If you stop moving for a second, even if you tuck yourself behind a parked ice-truck, you'll be in someone's way.

You'll be blocking the box of crabs that a vendor wants to sell or impacting the path of their moving bicycle or worse still, placing yourself in the trajectory of the saliva wad they're preparing to jettison from their throat. And the whistles and hoots streaming at you won't be because you're cute and adorable but rather because you're in the way and if you don't move right now at least they warned you before they ran you over with their ice-truck.



The floors are wet and anyone who's been to the fish market more than once is wearing rubber boots. The boots protect you from the water that's endlessly dripping from every surface. The boots keep the fish guts off your shoes and the jettisoned saliva off your ankles. But the boots don't keep you from falling: I saw a young ice man step out of his ice-truck and gracelessly thud to the concrete floor despite a sturdy pair.



The fish are no more graceful than the ice men and congregate on the floor in desperate groups. They shake and flop and do what they can to evade the fish women and their blunt blades and heavy lipstick. And for every fish woman with a cigarette dangling from her lower lip there's a fish man swinging an ice-pick. Both are more than ready to clean a fish of its innards in one simple tug.



The regulars here discarded their sense of wonder with yesterday's ice. A huge flounder flipped itself over on the floor and no one cared. A woman I was with bought a bag full of what I can only describe as giant pulsating horned slugs. And vendors ate breakfast snuggled into corners with piles of sea creatures born solely to populate nightmares.



It's a different place, the fish market. People fall out of ice trucks at all hours of the day and worms that look a whole lot like something else keep squirming until they're all bought up. And really, it wasn't so long ago that all of these writhing creatures were deep in the water where they belong.



But since someone went to all the effort to drag them up on land, it seemed a shame not to participate. So I did my part and went home with a kilo of mussels ($2) so fresh that they fought back when we tried to prep them. The kilo of giant shrimp ($14) is now in our freezer and I'm hoping they'll put up less of a fight. Then again, they're from the fish market so you never know.