20 October 2005

car fritters


Car fritters are the fritters that you eat in the car. They are covered in powdered sugar and caramel with a side of 100% whole fat ice cream. They taste like carnivals and block parties. They make your fingers sticky and then you roll down the car window and then the handle is disastrously sticky. But since it's a rental car you just say what the hell and leave it. Because the two moist towelettes that you managed to snag will NOT be wasted on door handles. Oh no. Those are for body parts only.

1 comment:

Melissa said...

Mmmmm...car fritters appear to be similar to Elephant ears at cheap local car lot carnivals, delicious!! Making my mouth drool!